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“Wisdom is knowledge tempered by experience. Wisdom is the sage and common sense application of the law in all factual settings, wisdom is delivering professional counsel by logically analyzing the facts, identifying issues and solution sets, and communicating the right information at the right time to accomplish the mission.”
—Judge Advocate General’s Corps, U.S. Air Force, JAG Corps Values and Vision

To WIT: W.isdom I.ncompatible T.rump
One year after election 45 seems indefatigable
devoid of diplomacy with wisdom incompatible
can you find knowledge tempered by experience
insults, vulgarities make him seem more dense
refusing to listen to his generals on common sense
he does seem to want to accomplish one mission
in North Korea that involves use of nuclear fission
see any application of law, analysis of issues and facts
nothing but Tweeting and confused autocratic tactics
do you hear the right information at the right time
he communicates misinformation on a daily basis
his volatile congressional relationship puts it in stasis
lacking wisdom to distract from issues he likes to dabble
from WH “dump” tower sends constant Tweets and babble.

DJT Leadership Evaluation Week
Your thought process is a worthless antique
in that Bigly Trump you are not so unique
you tweet twaddle and twit week after week
off the top of your head you constantly speak
ascertaining your meaning hard as classical Greek
you’re paddling without a paddle up the creek
with the diplomatic skills of a circus geek
ability to work with others is pathetique
comprehension how Congress works a mystique
paranoid night and day about any news leak
blessed to you are the sycophants and the meek
despite rounds of golf your physique not sleek
‘F’ for leadership , weaker and getting more weak
chance of reelection oblique and getting bleak.
 
11/07/16: A Day America Will Recall in Shame
Brought to bear in mind a national knowledge
of how more than three million plus popular votes
were overcome by the archaic electoral college
political vision blinded by Russian meme smotes
a pessimistic inauguration speech began his journeys
appointees fired and staff leaving made things worse
interviewing his possible prosecuting attorneys
running the presidency from his own golf course
inarticulate bombastic incapable of speech that’s formal
waffling on major issues stalling all legislation
what no president ever said before now the new normal
keeps putting the entire Congress in deep frustration
is he cunning? some feel he’s too ignorant to be devious
tweet addiction makes him seem to be totally oblivious.
 
Bigly Ballad Robbing the Hood
T’was near the town of Alexandria VA
with his “dump” White House not far away
that Bigly Bling Baby rolled into town
in great hopes for an eight year stay
he spent huuge amounts of time on Twitter
then realized he really didn’t want to come
and wound up always sounding angry and bitter
unless golfing or insulting Kim Young Dumb
his rich foreign friends stay at his D.C. hotel
his golf links more expensive in the Florida sun
where he tells advisors and leaders to go to well
with threats of nuclear war he is having bigly fun
he wants to get the 1% rich more tax breaks today
came to DC with bling and with bling he’ll go away.

JOEY 'PEPE BATBON' CONNOLLY, Special to the Saipan Tribune

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