A Trump Twitter Tale Trilogy

A “Very Stable Genius”
A glutton’s fable at the nuclear table

I have today a much much bigger button
it is sitting right on my bigly bigly desk
that Rocket Man is just a missile glutton
my rockets make the world a bigger mess
I have a nuclear button, one that I will push
to pull the trigger my itchy finger’s bigger
than Obama’s, Clinton’s, or either George Bush
to use my finger I need to learn how to figure
I’m “ like smart”, a “ very stable genius ” now
even if Steve Bannon says of me “ He’s lost it. ”
you are what you eat, I eat junk food for chow
“ only I can do it ” I’m the one who bossed it
recent comments on DJT “ bizarre, strange, infantile”
“ less credibility than almost everyone who has
walked on earth” there is mirth to make you smile.
 
DJT 99% Pure Manure “ Stable Genius ”
Yes indeed finally DJT tweeted a grain of truth
his self description “a very stable genius” sticks
the tongues of cows and horses provide the proof
they give the genius in their stable lots of licks
as they lick a dry teat of our great governing goof
Russian oligarchs, billionaire patriarchs, GOP hicks
A stable indeed proudly owned by alt right creed
but there are few Democratic donkeys in this barn
he’s good at shoveling you know what to respond
he usually has absolutely no idea what he is saying
as he uses tweets all day for his magic policy wand
middle class tax payers now shafted are all praying
for the ‘stable genius’ to be put out to partisan pasture
to spread results of his stinking presidential manure.
 
On His Golf Course Some Elector’s Remorse
The majority vote win brought a sad election rejection
the electoral college helped him slip through the cracks
now insulting the DOJ and FBI is his daily predilection
secret Congressional meetings gave billionaires less tax
now racist slurs at meetings pour forth from his mouth
most of his staff say it’s a job he just can not handle
he insults foreign countries from the north to the south
a right wing rooster leading a GOP school for scandal
newspapers, magazines, books, TV discuss his mental fitness
reads no critical reports or briefs, but time for the golf course
US citizens can turn on their TV’s any day and witness
deduce for themselves why they have elector’s remorse
he soon begins his time in office for the next three years
as the institution of democracy sheds big elephant tears.