Penny Stocks and Punny Stickers
Short satiric sonnets on it, thanks Forrest Gump
Truly Ugly Thug Bumper Snickers
T.rumps Daily Tweets Filled With Flaws
R.ussian Oligarchs Watch Wall St. Tickers
U.nimpeachable Prez Grasping and Groping
L.ife is Like A Bunch of Cabinet Candy
Y.ou Never Know What Your Gonna Vet
U.nbelievably Understands Less Than More
G.ump said, “ Stupid Is As Stupid Does ”
L.ies Are A Russian Road To Ruble Riches
Y.ou Now See Gumpism Discern Trumpism
T.o Obstruct Justice Obtain Rubles
H.is Lies Another Road To Perdition
U.nteachable Unreachable Unimpeachable
G.ump repeated,“ Stupid Is As Stupid Does ”
D.onald Loves Russian Quacker Hackers
T.rump Thrives On Swamp Drained Backers
45 Ltd: Limited Top Development
(A very limited individual selling penny stock
at $.14 cents a share, free ruble exchange)
Long Term Denial
Lacking Determined Thought
Liars Trolling Democrats
Losing Touch Diabolically
Liking Tweet Deconstruction
Loathing Towards D.C.
Laughable Total Demagogue
Latent Tantrum Disaster
Loco Tweetos Diabolico
Large Tweeting Demon
Looney Tune Ducksasshairstyle
Lusting Tape Denier
Legal Team Destruction
Labeled Totally Dysfunctional