Lunacy Eclipsed Haiku and Senryu Views

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One line haiku and senryu to end January 2018.

January 31st a triple lunar burst, moon watchers thirst
its coming, rooty toot toot for the moon, read my lips
in one night, watch the moon be super + blue + eclipse
sausage and bacon fry, pork pie in the sky, root hog or die
rumors of drug ring, arrested for lingering, police fingering
Aunt Rhody will tell when the gray goose fell, ring dinner bell
food for thought, carrots vision, beets blood, meditation medication
I trump you, drink 12 diet drinks daily, explain soda me insane
Trumpocracy, torturing and crippling democracy, with autocracy
double subpoena, Bannon ballerina dance of denial, no smile
Bannon pleads the Fifth, just a small part of the Donald myth
Sen. RottenCotten & OverduePurdue ‘do not recall’ heard it all
on my honor, do my worse, do the devils duty and casually curse
Stormy Monday Daniels in the lion’s den, hear mighty money roar

Read All My Tweets, Yes Read Them All
Inspired by William Shakespeare’s sonnet 40.

Read all my tweets, tweet Steve, yes read them all
and read them quickly you’ve heard them before
no tweet storm, now and forever, can ever appall
now only I can write them and will write more
Sloppy Steve, if someone deletes and you don’t receive
I’ll read it on the teleprompter so that you may use
no problem with that you know that I never deceive
regardless what the lying media says, truth they refuse
However I don’t forgive you for your deep disloyalty
for all you said in that book about me and my family
you seemed to forget we’re reality TV show royalty
now you are out of a job, need never again talk to me
You are a sloppy bigly disgrace, your ill will shows
insulted Jared with spite, we are now forever foes
believe me believe me I’m one who 100%  knows
as my puerile tweeting insults and insolence grows

joey 'Pepe Batbon' Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)

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