Mirror, mirror on the wall

Brightfart and Bannon: A Convulsive Canon
“Canon” used here means a body of principles, standards, or norms.

Convulsive canon on a correction course
Brightfart and Bannon announce a divorce
Brightfart yesterday totally alt-right
Bannon’s heyday a boss so bright
Bannon chapter and verse radical actor
Money bags Mercer right wing redactor
Bannon on the outs now is finished
Brightfart pouts somewhat diminished
Bannon no suture seeds not worth sowing
Brightfart to the future gradually growing
Bannon departure a sad sack distraction
Brightfart smarter with cerebral action
Brightfart tomorrow keeps on trying
Bannon’s sorrow tomorrow he’s crying.

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
A narcissist’s nightmare after a visit from Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.

Mirror, mirror on the ‘dumpy’ White House wall
with a new silver backing and frame of gold
I believe you know who’s smartest of them all
now that Brightfart Bannon’s out in the cold
mirror mirror to my brain pan please be kind
pay no attention to family insults Bannon said
my former strategic planner has “lost his mind”
I’m still in charge, the Number One potato head
mirror mirror “believe me” I’m not a male witch
or a deep state dark rogue boss hearing confessions
about that ‘lying media’ I’d like to fire every SOB
and fire more of my cabinet starting with Sessions
mirror mirror some say you are indeed two sided
from that other side one can see our nation divided
 
Off Tweet in White House
Pundits say DJT is “ a clear and present danger ”
Some suggest serious trouble and getting stranger:
O – obfuscating every single controversial issue
F – fearful of the slightest amount of criticism
F – foolish fodder for Fox TV in his genetic tissue
T – tweeting twit filled with DOJ and FBI criticism
W – waffling on basic issues of civil liberty
E – elephantine egotistic boss of the GOP
E – enigmatic emerging electoral entropy
T – Trump’s major interest is always himself
I – inside intel tells all from the WH ‘dump’
N – never far away from a large screen TV
W – wary of forthcoming tax cut slump
H – happy to be heading to another golf tee

The Republican Rift is a New Year Gift
“As far as leadership is concerned, our D.C. boss is 
really at a loss.”
—Republican Sen. Collins of Maine
 
As old man winter slowly shuffles off this mortal coil
it appears a narcissist nitwit will rule for another year
it makes nonpartisan blood of sensible citizens boil
brings to mind more Trumpty Dumpty tweets to fear 
Year Two of 45’s reign lies just a few weeks ahead
reliable poll denial plus a new year cell phone ring
sixteen times in a row “No Collusion” DJT will sing
about his praise for dictators Sen. John McCain says,
“It’s disturbing, very disturbing.” While Republican 
Sen. Corker says Trump is, “dividing the country
and alienating other people instead of inspiring”
Republican Sen. Flake calls out Pres. Trump’s
“reckless and outrageous and undignified speech”
Thanks for lessons these US Republican senators teach.
 
Chief Tweetologist: The Next Three Years
New Year’s day has passed by and we are now proceeding
as Wash D.C. is filled with many different investigations
our beloved democracy is with virtual unreality bleeding
as a praise loving narcissistic ignoramus leads our nation
who knows where we will be led in the next three years
with further executive orders bruising the constitution
and an alt right base praising Cheeto Tweeto with cheers
Tweetologist Twit’s ‘sad’ strategic simpleton solutions
the Chief Confusing Ignoramus acting in TV addled action
continues to make more absolutely inept appointments
sycophants who will submit to and adhere to his satisfaction
as he greases himself and billionaires with tax plan ointments
however the next three years is not all doom and gloom
there will be plenty more testifying in Mueller’s D.C. room

45’s Predilection for the Middle Finger
Tweeting ignorance daily, insulting with every word
the 45th President of the US flips our country the bird
he sticks up his figurative middle finger to try us
with his predilection, prepossession, prejudice, bias
while Trump constantly tells the middle class he cares
his clearest predilection is for big business billionaires
and right along with his sycophant VP Michael Pence
45 has a prepossession against basic common sense
about reality and truth in news coverage he cares less 
his pronounced prejudice against the media is mindless
bias towards buddy Steve Bannon on his Top Ten list
Bannon, big boss of Brightfart, is a Stalinist syncretist
as 45 tweets and flips his figurative middle finger bird 
General M. Flynn is flipping many the damaging word