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Journalists and DNA: ‘D’onald ‘N’ot ‘A’ccurate

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boy oh boy what’s up with Donald Trump and the public press
from where within him comes such vitriolic insults and hate
we know that the very far from reality star will never confess
why he’s frequently down on and denigrates the fourth estate
at a recent campaign rally he called them, “the lowest form of life”
and also said that they were, “the lowest form of humanity”
perhaps seeing their coverage of him on TV brought him strife
his venomous comments verify a type of temporary insanity
 
nucleic acids, held in the form of a double helix make up our DNA
may well be the smallest form of humanity, with keys to our heredity
maybe a small part of Donald’s DNA got mixed up in some way
so he can’t control his mouth and comes across lacking in verity
what would Donald surmise the highest form of humanity to be
perhaps a billionaire buffoon with a case of unreal demagoguery

What the Old Rake Believes
—after Emily Jane Bronte’s The Old Stoic
 
riches and bling I hold in high esteem
lust for women BIGLY I have every morn
lust for stardom is my lifelong dream
it comes easy enough with political *porn
as I spout more insulting words on air
and send out numerous Tweets constantly
‘the election’s rigged’ ‘the media unfair’
so ‘believe me, believe me, believe me’
as my campaign nears its final demise
I go lower with more venom than before
trying outright denial with incredible lies
‘believe me, believe me,’ I must implore
so I toast myself with a gold victory cup
HRC’s ‘wrong, wrong, wrong’,‘lock her up’
 
*‘porn’ is used to mean the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction—the pornography of violence. Think of when Trump has said, ‘I could shoot somebody and still be elected,’ or ‘murderers, rapists,’ ‘I grabbed her p….’, ‘look at her, not my first choice,’ ‘lock her up.’

JOSEPH ‘PEPE BATBON’ CONNOLLY

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